Sir William Sockhat

This is Will, he is a zombie, he sat out in the desert long enough to mostly mummify before being brought back to life, he does not want your brains. Before he died he had a rare muscular degeneration disorder that basically meant that he was losing control of his muscles from the feet slowly upwards. He was just losing the capacity to move his head when he asked a family member to kill him.

Sad story, yeah? Well, it gets better. Coming back from the dead, it seems, has mostly gotten rid of the disorder: he doesn't have any problems that cannot be directly attributed to spending enough time in the desert to mummify, and he's slowly recovering from that. Yaaaaaaay!

He's a friendly guy and will talk your ear off if given half a chance.

I'm not sure who resurrected him but I am going to go ahead and say "a wizard did it" because I am too tired to give a damn.

No his last name is not actually Sockhat, he's just.... he's wearing a stocking cap and I'm tired okay?