Joyeux Noel

I TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING DIDN'T I

Depicted here are all twelve Chevalier brothers. Why yes, their mother DID get busy fairly frequently.

From left to right, top to bottom:

- Alceste Chevalier: Has just noticed his mother stalking angrily towards the group photo
- Percival Chevalier: Goes by Cor. Just got back from painting a christmas tree on a battleship. Was not actually supposed to be in this picture.
- Bernard Chevalier: Is not actually taller than Cor, just standing on a bucket.
- Pierre: Is working on the perfect pickup line based on the fact that his name means "rock". He'll get it sooner or later. Right now he's got "Hey baby, my name means 'rock', as in 'rock hard', and we're not talking limestone here." Needless to stay, it still needs work.

- Louis: Is worried that this picture makes his gills look stupid, and that everyone is just LOOKING AT THEM, and what if someone at the human college finds this, he will never live it down
- Jean-Claude: Quite enjoys a good porno
- Yves: After Robin and Mortimer, considered to be the third-least-likely to succeed in life. This is why absolutely everyone is astonished when he starts a popular cult and dies at age 207 surrounded by devoted worshippers.
- Eduard: Does not in fact enjoy a good porno, worries that this makes him The Gay Twin
- Robin: Is just coming down from a three-week bender and has no idea where he is

- Mortimer: Sustained serious brain damage as a child. His mother is happy that he is wearing a shirt AND pants, and will ask for absolutely nothing more of him in this picture.
- Loren: Is going to kill someone with his teeth the moment that he is no longer nailed by the hem of his pants to the floor
- Sebastien: Is a good-for-nothing know-it-all snitch that is going to provoke Loren into getting into trouble once Loren is no longer nailed to the floor